Jokes

😁 This killed me.

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: Its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men? The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as ‘OFFICE FANS’

She then asked, what about the Married women? The angel replied, those are kept out… they are generating electricity…!!